Right now, I am a bit frustrated. I just wrote this really long blog about a house that I am rehabbing and the post got eaten by the system and disappeared.
But it got me to thinking: is this really the type of thing that my blog watchers want to read?
I can go in one of several directions: erotic tales and stories, humor, commentaries, or real life. Maybe, I will rewrite my story about the house and post it tomorrow. In the meantime, tell me if you think it would interest you or should I go in a different direction.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
First Class
Blonde on a Plane to Houston.
The plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to first class section and sits down.
The flight attendent watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to return to her seat in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendent goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that belongs in economy class and won't move back to her seat.
The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave first class and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who will not listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." And she gets up and returns to her seat in economy.
The flight attendent and the copilot are amazed and ask him what he said to her to make her move without a fuss.
He told her, "First class isn't going to Houston."
The plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to first class section and sits down.
The flight attendent watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to return to her seat in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendent goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that belongs in economy class and won't move back to her seat.
The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave first class and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who will not listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." And she gets up and returns to her seat in economy.
The flight attendent and the copilot are amazed and ask him what he said to her to make her move without a fuss.
He told her, "First class isn't going to Houston."
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