Voyeuristic Sex

A few days ago, I did a blog on exhibitionist sex, so I thought I would do the opposite today--voyeuristic sex.

I must confess that I, personally, am not that interested in watching other people being intimate. I am not all that interested in porn and when I have watched it, it has been primarily to see the women's bodies. Like most men, I am attracted to the female form and appreciate the variety of sizes and shapes that they come in...but I digress. Being a voyeur does nothing for me, but I know that there are those out there who really like to watch. I guess it makes those of us who like to put on a show happy to have onlookers.
Have you ever had a voyeuristic experience that you found thrilling, titillating, or erotic?
If you would, could you share with us how you felt at the time and why you think it you found it exciting? disgusting? or whatever?

Exhibitionistic Sex

I would not really consider myself to be an exhibitionist, but, when I look back into my past, I have had my exhibitionist moments.
I really only ever had one partner who was into it and so all of my experiences were with her. There was not always a big audience of voyeurs around to watch and sometimes there may not have been any.
We had intercourse on two different college campuses--neither of which we attended--in plain view of students going on their way to classes.
We had sex in the front seat of my new car in a rest area in Minnesota and we were parked in the parking spot closest to the restrooms.
My office had window ledges that were about fifteen inches wide and were at the same height off the floor as the desks. The office was on the second floor and it overlooked the town square in Scottsburg, Indiana. We did it standing up in the window with her butt pressed against the glass and the she turned around and her big breasts, and other things, were on public display. Quite a few people stopped and watched but nobody went for the cops (the station was only a half block away).
We did it in a first floor motel room in Lafayette, Indiana on a Saturday afternoon when people were streaming by the window in a fairly continuous flow. I forgot to mention that the drapes were wide open and we were not under the covers.
We got a bit carried away in a movie theater in Louisville. We were sitting in about the fifth row and there was not that big of crowd but it must have been apparent what we were doing because one guy moved down to the end of our row and was masturbating. If he had been a bit bolder, we might have let him partake of the pleasures. The irony of the situation there was that when the movie was over and we were leaving who should be sitting a few rows behind us but the doctor who owned the building mentioned previously, his wife and two daughters. I was hoping he would not recognize us...he did and he waved as did his wife.
I am sure that there were a few more times that we did the 'wild thing' publicly.
Have you ever had any exhibitionist moments?

Victoria's Secret

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase sheer lingerie for his wife for Mother's Day. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the one that is the most sheer, pays the price, and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife, asks her to go upstairs and put it on , and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

Eventually, she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good lord, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday.

Two guys from Benson County are quietly sitting in a boat at Devil's Lake, North Dakota fishing and sucking down beer when suddenly Mel says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife--she hasn't spoken to me in over two months." Earl sips his beer and says, "You'd better think it over--women like that are hard to find."

A Girl's Night Out

Why Females Should Avoid a Girl's Night Out After They Are Married!

Thursday Mary was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another nine times.

She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals twelve cuckoos, equals MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him 'Midnight'.

He didn't seem pissed off at all; whew she thought, 'I got away with that one'.

Then he said, 'we need a new cuckoo clock'. When she asked him why, he said, 'well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh. Shit!', cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

The Holy Grail of Sex Toys

Perhaps I am a bit unusual in this respect, but there is a sex toy that for me is the equivalent of the Holy Grail or the Golden Fleece.

I have been aware of the Triple Stimulator for about two years but, for some reason, I have never purchased one. It is not that expensive; it is only around $30. There are several online catalogs that sell it. People I have talked with who have used it swear it is the bomb.

It allows a man to double penetrate his partner and stimulate her clitoris at the same time. Could it get any better than that?

I have toys that cost much more than the Triple Stimulator, and this one definitely intrigues me, fascinates me, and gives me very impure thoughts (heaven forbid...lol), so why haven't I purchased one? I think it is because I want to share it with a special person and I want to share the anticipation of receiving it and using it with her.